Tuesday, October 9, 2007

And your little dog too!

Finally, we have proof of what we have feared all along: Hillary is actually a witch! If you think about it, it really, really makes sense. After all, it explains why she displays a rigor mortis-like joker grin and the dry cackle that so cruelly imitates human laughter.

This can only mean one thing: she weighs as much as a duck, ergo, she is made of wood. And what do you do with wood?

Careful, she may turn you into a newt.

1 comment:

Old Man said...

A newt? ...I got better."