Monday, October 22, 2007

John Wayne said some great things...

John Wayne (JW) said some great things....most of which would be incomprehensible to the liberal mind - I will translate (see asides).

Please read these and enjoy. Then imagine Ms. Rodham, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Teddy (hiccup) Kennedy, and/or J. Murtha saying them - it is worth the laugh.

JW opener:"Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat. The same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step, or his baby first shaves, and makes his first sound like a man. Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm. Republic is one of those words." John Wayne in "The Alamo"

(Liberal View - insert the word "Socialism.)

JW on courage:
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway"

(Liberal View - saddling run away.)

JW on foreign relations:
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”

(Liberal View - "If you've got them by their hearts, then their minds and balls will follow." Note: this mindset has not worked in the dating world since.....well)

“Never say sorry - it's a sign of weakness"

(Liberal View - replace "never" and "weakness" with "always" and "strength")

JW on morality and foreign relations:
"A man ought to do what he thinks is right"

(Liberal View - Liberals have been emasculating men since the 60's - so this quote is useless. Men ought not think.)

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do"

(See previous:)

JW on oration/politicking:
“Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.”

(Liberal View - Too cowboy like. Libs prefer to shout. Typically the volume is inversely proportion to the factual support of their emotional point of view.)

JW on race relations:
"A horse is a horse, it ain´t make a difference what color it is"

(To JW, it was that simple but - Liberal View - If a horse is of a different color, and that color is not of the majority color, then it shall be afforded special privileges until it feels that is has ascended to an equal plateau then the other horses. Furthermore, such ascension should act to quell the guilt felt by the horses of the prevalent color. How dare they be born into the majority!?)

JW on "Manifest Destiny"
“I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.”

(Liberal View - Apply same guilt here as one would for being born into the majority. Guilt for such atrocities is universal and is a "one size fits all" application. Certainly we are evil, evil, people who should pay reparations, say sorry twice daily, change mascots, and rewrite all the western genre movies until the oppressors FEEL better. Let’s not forget that it is not just important that they FEEL better, but that we FEEL bad. )

(Side Note: See expansion of any civilization since dawn of time. For one to ascend another is displaced. It is survival of the fittest - not "together we shall ascend, lets forfeit a higher ascension so that the weakest of us all do not FEEL left out. See also "anchors" or "dead weight". This feeling is key to liberal thought. America is bad, we only have 'America' because we oppressed and displaced - thus America was founded on less then pure ideals from the very beginning. America is unlike the liberal heavens of Scandinavia, France, Korea, Iran....oh wait. That is not true at all. Oh no, the facts do not line up with my FEELINGs - must change facts, or redirect my argument.)

JW on philosophy:
“I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing.

(Liberal View - This one is too easy. Psychoanalyst's scenses are the bread and butter of the liberal world. Why dabble in the big picture when there are these details that can stymie progress.)

JW on philosophy:
“Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.”

(To wit, all parties egregiously fall victim to this. With that stated - Liberal View - Lets continuously attempt to apply the failed doctrines of socialism, communism, Marxism, right here at home! Because it has worked so well elsewhere and throughout time. Three cheers for government controlled health care! Because they have done so well with our school systems, road repair, and the DMV!)

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