Thursday, October 4, 2007

A mine caved in on the seven dwarves:

One day, the seven dwarfs left to go to work in the mine. Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that some of the dwarfs had survived.

"Hello, Hello," she called. "Can anyone hear me? Hello"

For quite a while there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White called again, "Hello. Is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep in the mine. The voice said, "Vote for Hillary. Vote for Hillary."

Snow White, somewhat relieved screamed out, "Oh, thank God, Dopey is still alive."

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