Monday, October 8, 2007

Why Men Can't Win

Thanks to Brian

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work
enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you
have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and
find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job
ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you
bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a
slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not,
you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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