Monday, October 8, 2007

Why Men Can't Win

Thanks to Brian

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work
enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you
have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and
find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job
ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you
bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not,
you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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