Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Semper Fi

It is comforting that they are on our side!

Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.

3. Have a plan.

4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.

5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'

7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)

9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

10... Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

11... Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. .. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

13... If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

14. Expect to be given vague & contradictory rules of engagement.

15. Expect to be charged by some civilian JAG officer when you do your job too well.

16. Expect to have Congressman with D's after their names say nasty things about you & your unit because they assume you're guilty.

17. After about 12 months of being under arrest all charges will be dropped and all your detractors will act like it never happened.

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