This just in from the Rumor Mill:
"We have received information from sources high in the Democratic Party that , in a total desperation move, Hillary Rodham Clinton will replace the hapless Joe Biden as V-P candidate on the Obama ticket. I will send out more information on this in several minutes. Hillary Clinton has said that Barack Obama is not qualified to be Commander-in-Chief. He hasn't grown any more qualified presumably in the past few weeks. As the saying goes, "It took a Republican to have the Obama Dems name a woman to the ticket."It should be interesting to see where this leads, if its true. It would be tantamount to declaring defeat for Obama, if you ask me.
I still don't think it would get him the election. After all, Hillary is really just an alien replicant posing as a human female (albeit, badly). I don't think she could really match Governor Palin in a debate, unless she used some alien power on her, or something, then ate her brain.
What am I saying? She would try something like that, and The Barracuda would drop her like so many ton of moose.
If they really pull the 'ol switcheroo on us and dump Biden for Clinton, I say we swap around too... Palin for President and McCain for VP.