Thursday, May 1, 2008

There Will Be Change!

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

(A Political Fable)

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted.

'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,

'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope,

she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing ...

"Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!"

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God!

At least Dopey is still alive...

May your troubles be less, May your blessings be more,

May nothing but happiness and universal health care come through your door! Government will take care of you and protect you from having to be accountable. Most of all, there will be change! I can't tell you what the change is, but there will be change!

Received from various email contacts.

Perhaps when the change is nothing more than tax hikes and the further growth of a nanny state, everyone will get up grumpy ;)

I'm Sure This would Make A Difference


The other day, I needed to go to the emergency roo

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E. R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of
quicker emergency service.

It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat

Thanks to Brian A. for the email.

A Question From Denmark?

I can't verify the origin of the following statement. As far as I know it may have come out of an Irish pub in Chicago. Regardless of the origin, it is worth a smirk and a giggle.

A comment from Denmark on the upcoming U.S. Presidential elections

'We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a b*tch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a b*tch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a large chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?'

Hmmm! No wonder he seems younger than his years.