The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted.
For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope,
she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing ...
"Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!"
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God!
May your troubles be less, May your blessings be more,
May nothing but happiness and universal health care come through your door! Government will take care of you and protect you from having to be accountable. Most of all, there will be change! I can't tell you what the change is, but there will be change!
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Perhaps when the change is nothing more than tax hikes and the further growth of a nanny state, everyone will get up grumpy ;)