Friday, December 19, 2008

Whatever You Give A Woman

This is so true.

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

After 38 wonderful years, I can give vivid documentation to these simple lines.

Thanks to ScaryLarry for the forward.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Orwellian Logic

The America of now is one where Orwellian logic rules. Redistribution of wealth is fairness. Taxes are patriotic. The free market should be a regulated market. Big government is good for you. Politicians know what kind of health care is best for you. Choice should be limited, except when it comes to abortion. Power comes from being powerless. Progressive education is designed to promote progress toward socialism. Race doesn't count unless a person of color tells you it counts. Higher education gets lower each year. Those who create our problems should be asked to solve them. Religion should be a private matter that does not inform public morality. Liberal is radical. Free speech is selective speech. Courage is impetuousness.
This post is worth the read.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Brits Throw Jesus Under The Bus

Since America kicked the Sun-Never-Sets crowd in the War of 1812 they have been going downhill as a nation. We bailed them out of two World Wars and you would think that the former, wonderful historically and tradition ladened, British Empire would have been able to pick themselves up and once again grow a pair. The biggest pair in the 20th century was Churchill. Sadly, the last Prime Minister of England (now often called the UK in keeping with the woosy EU mindset) to have a big pair was Margaret Thatcher. Tony Blair, though the pair was small, had them. The islamification of Europe has taken a bitter bite of the once proud and magnificent concept of British Common Law that dates back to when King John signed the Magna Carta in 1215AD. As an Anglophile I take great interest in the history and culture of England (sorry, "England" is not PC - my bad). Well, the Brits have just crossed another line into dimmitude. Jesus is finally banished and thrown under the bus. The Brits seem to think it is only fair to not offend (guess who) convicts in prison. So much for the rights of Anglicans or other Christian traditions. At least the Salvation Army, founded in London in 1865, is safe. Oops, too late for that one. Things are really digressing fast on the other side of the pond.

Merry Tossmass

Its rare that we repeat a post at Too Much Liberty, but this will become a "Holiday" standard :)

And here is an update for this year:

Global Warming Carol, part the second

The other day, I gave you the Global Warming Carol.  The folks over at Minnesotans For Global Warming came up with their own, and you will find it below.  Be sure to follow the link and give them a visit.  Set the Flamingo Free!

Monday, December 15, 2008

A few Questions for the Secret Service

John Friedman over at 23/6 has a few questions he would like to ask the Secret Service.  They pretty much sum up what was on my mind:

1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?

2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?

3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.

4. Let's say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?

5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, "Oh, its just a shoe." 

6. Same question about the second shoe. 

7. Do you think this is funny, "Throw a shoe at me once, shame on--you. Throw a shoe--you throw a shoe, you can't throw a shoe again." 

8. Is there not "protection training" for lunatics launching objects? 

9. Let's say there isn't training for that--but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior? 

10. Where were you?
Now, the shoes shown above are definately dangerous, and I'm not sure that a size 10 loafer is a certain risk to the POTUS, but John raises some valid points.

I think its great that the Iraqis are celebrating their new culture of speech and press freedom.  I hope they don't forget that there are certain other freedoms they have there now, as well--namely the freedom not to be assaulted during lawful conduct.

That may take some getting used to for them after the reign of Saddam, and all... their crash course in democracy and western thinking has been fairly short, and only time will tell if it sticks.

I find it somewhat ironic that the oldest civilization in the world needed civilizing.

Final thought for the day:  Did you know that Col. North has an acronym for The President Elect?  Well, if the sitting President is POTUS, that makes Barry, PEBO.  Say that a few times and try not to smile.