Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Border Incident

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold, he
lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he
attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the Customs Agent at the
Tijuana border.

'May I see your identification, please?' asked the agent.

'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied the guy.

'Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,' said
the agent.

'But I can prove that I'm an American!' he exclaimed. 'I have a picture of
President Obama tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Vice-President
Biden on the other. '

'This I gotta see,' replied the agent.

With that, the man dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.

'By golly, you're right!' exclaimed the agent. 'Go on home to Pittsburgh.'

'Thanks!' he said. 'But how did you know I was from Pennsylvania?'

The agent replied, 'I recognized the picture of Governor Rendell in the

Thanks to Ted for the joke, and click through the link to see from whence the picture hails.

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